Q1: If Farmer Svenn has 5 dogs and they eat 10 dog biscuits a day, how many biscuits will he need for a week.
Q2:If it is 2 km to school and you walk to school 5 days a week, how far have you travelled?
Q3:If Your dad has 600 DVDs (most of which are Japanese crap, Dr Bloody Who and stuff that no one wants to watch anyway),how on earth does he intend to fit them all into a cupboard the size of a shoebox?
söndag 9 oktober 2011
söndag 2 oktober 2011
In the doghouse
The weekend has been an adventure. Ulrika departed for a long weekend with her pals in Barcelona. I was left at home with the kids and Nikki the dog who was seriously on heat. Interesting!
8.00 am really is a little early for castration! Matchmaker Kai, who knew that Nikki is half Eurasian and half Staffordhire, had been eyeing up suitable dads for her puppies. Atlas, who works on the building site and is a Staff, seemed the perfect choice. He was certainly certainly glad to see us on Friday morning.Then his owner dropped the bomb: Atlas has been castrated. I then had to spenf the rest of the walk to school explaining to Kai what this word meant. Great!
8.00 am really is a little early for castration! Matchmaker Kai, who knew that Nikki is half Eurasian and half Staffordhire, had been eyeing up suitable dads for her puppies. Atlas, who works on the building site and is a Staff, seemed the perfect choice. He was certainly certainly glad to see us on Friday morning.Then his owner dropped the bomb: Atlas has been castrated. I then had to spenf the rest of the walk to school explaining to Kai what this word meant. Great!
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