Danbert of Burnley

Pooh had some major problems with Tigger on the food front. And I have had similar struggles with Kai. What do Kais eat for breakfast?

This morning I (at least for the moment) I cracked it. He asked for and then wolfed down a large bacon sarnie.

My son clearly would not get on with Gary's old school mate, Nigel Hunter, aka Danbert Nobacon who I've just stumbled across as I explore some of the more obscure corners of Americana:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danbert_Nobacon

What a difference between Burnley and Pinner! Watson went to school with a transvestite, transexual exhibitionist; I shared the schoolyard with Michael Portillo.