Bizarre! Our pal Andreas, Frida's dad, has written a children's mystery set on Oland.
And can you believe it? The baddie is a fat,bald Englishman. Called John!
Being the role model for a villain is a first for me! Many would argue that it's surprising it's taken so long.
I will do all I can to ensure he finds a publisher,is enormously successful and that the book gets made into a Hollywood film, preferably starring Anthony Hopkins.
And then of course I will sue his ass for the apalling emotional suffering this has all caused me. Maybe I could even sell my true story to the News of the World?
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