söndag 21 augusti 2011

Fair wash, my lovely!

An altercation with a pensionerin the laundry room this morning. She ticked me off for my macho, hardboiled attitude to my washing chores. Lighting up a Lucky Strike and taking a large sip of Jack Daniels, I told it to her straight.
"Lady, I try to keep it clean but it's a big,dirty world out there. Either wash or get washed up! If you can't stand the heat, get out of the drier! Down these mean sheets, a man must scrub!"

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