Kai does really come up with some extraordinary utterances.
Just before Xmas he suddenly turned to me and, apropos nothing at all, said:
Daddy, Santa is Jesus's ghost.
Clearly he was having problems reconciling the pagan and Christian elements in the Yuletide celebrations.
Santa was, in fact, giving him some headaches. He'd twigged that the fat, jolly old chap is probably one enormous fraud being inflicted on him by adults. Then again he couldn't be too sure.
A bit nervous that if he dissed Old Beardyboots too loudly,he might well end up with an empty stocking on Xmas Morning which would be a serious bummer.
Another classic:
Daddy, if I get a Nintendo for Xmas, I'll be happy as a pancake. Pancakes are always happy!
I told him:
When I was a lad, I and Uncle Don got one carrot each for Xmas and we were happy!
Nintendo! Humbug!
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