No way to celebrate a birthday!

Poor little Zoe! She's four years old today and we should have celebrated her special day big time. First with birthday cake in bed and the family singing for her and then with all her pals at nursery and ashings of ice cream and chocolate sauce.

Things didn't work out quite as planned. We could see that she wasn't in top form when she work up. She confirmed this by simultaneouly puking up vile green liquid all over me and then filling her nappy with equally disgusting poo.

Now mercifully, she has perked up a bit and is singing along with her Tweenies DVD.

The best laid plans of mice and mums .....

Incidentally, whoever it was that wrote The Exorcist must have had experience of small children. Zo's head didn't rotate and she wasn't speaking in that Anus of Satan voice , otherwise, the details are perfect.