Oink oink!

He's only seven years old, but Kai is already a confirmed little macho piglet.

Today his class are going to the theatre but he'd already decided it was going to be boring. Why? Because it was a play about a princess and thus the level of bonking action would be minimal. No preconceptions or prejudices here!

Ulrika and I mentioned Amazon warriors Princesses Leia and Mononoke but he was still unconvinced.I'm sure however once he sees it he'll actually enjoy the play a lot but he certainly won't admit it!These boys have to really put on a big macho facade.

Yesterday, incidentally, there seems to have been some sort of contest at school for the dirtiest child in the schoolyard. Kai won this hands down. When I picked him up he was totally covered in mud from head to toe. Rarely have I seen such a mucky pup!It must require considerable effort and imagination to be so throughly muddy.

Great! Another visit to the washroom!